Alternative Facts

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This is a collaboration done with a friend for FAWM 2017. He wrote the lyrics and I brought my broken English and faithful ukulele.

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An alternative fact
Is still a fact
Did you know in fact
That the Earth is flat?

Whatever I say
I say cause it's true
My dick is as big
As my stock revenue

Coconuts are mammals
And that is a fact
They have milk, they have fur
Just like a cat

So free your mind
And the truth will follow
But if you're a leftie
Then you can just wallow

Hillary is a crook
We should lock her ass up
Me, I'll bring back jobs
And factories and stuff

Sure I don't pay taxes
But that makes me smart
I lie, therefore I am,
Said some guy Descartes

An alternative fact
Is still a fact
Did you know in fact
That the Earth is flat?

Whatever I say
I say cause it's true
My dick is as big
As my stock revenue

My hands are big true
As a matter of fact
I look at Ivanka
And, yeah, I'd tap that!

You can do anything
When you're a star
Kiss all the girls
And grab their body parts

Look, no one respects
Women more than me
That means taking control
Of their ovaries

March all you want
It wont do any good
The task of a woman
Is motherhood

An alternative fact
Is still a fact
Did you know in fact
That the earth is flat?

Whatever I say
I say cause it's true
My dick is as big
As my stock revenue

Climate change isn't real
Stop all the drama
A lie made in China
Land of Obama

Latinos are criminals
Rapists and crooks
It says so right here
In the good book

No, the Muslim ban
Is not about faith
It's about keeping
This great country safe

As for those countries
Where I do big business
Of course there isn't
A conflict of interest!

An alternative fact
Is still a fact
Our planet is flat
Hey, about that

Whatever I say
I say cause it's true
My dick is as big
As my stock revenue

Yes, alternative facts
Are still facts
I just cant stop lying
It's like I'm on crack!

Whatever I say
I say cause it's true
My dick is a big
As my stock revenue

I said: my dicks is as big
As my stock revenue

credits

from FAWM 2017, track released February 2, 2017
Lyrics by PopMythology

Photo by delfi de la Rua on Unsplash

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